Happy Birthday To Me...

...or whatever. So, Robot Bully is five years old today...I am much older. I wish I had more to report, maybe later. I have a lot of things going on, most of which, you will read about here.

For those of you waiting to see how Mims defeats Dude Delicious, just be patient. I am currently working on those pages! While you wait, please read about my amazingly stupid exploits. If you are clever, you will be able to decipher what really is going on...I said 'if'.

Thanks to everyone who reads this crap, John